The Bear Hug
Hallmark: Full body contact with a solid squeeze.
What it says about you: You are confident and emotional. Your favorite singer is Celine Dion. You like Jack Black movies. Your favorite color is yellow.
Side Hug
Hallmark: One arm around the waist or shoulders.
What it says about you: You can be awkward. You go to summer camp. You like foods served on a stick.
Patty-Cake Hug
Hallmark: Patting the back of the huggee. Guys often do this in conjunction with the Air Hug (see below).
What it says about you: You would rather not be hugging. You are rhythmic, perhaps in band. You think babies are cute.
Ring Around the Collar
Hallmark: Arms wrapped around the person's neck like you are trying to become a necklace.
What it says about you: You are short. You like tall people. You want to make out.
Unnecessary Roughness Hug
Hallmark: Patting, squeezing or colliding with huggee with a little too much force.
What it says about you: You can be aggressive and/or dramatic. You are an only child. You love anything peppermint flavored. You are on the wrestling team.
Lingering Hug
Hallmark: Never letting go.
What it says about you: You are needy and/or in love. You chew a lot of gum. You are from Minnesota. Your favorite flowers are irises but you also like calla lilies.
Air Hug
Hallmark: Arms in a wide arc around the huggee without any of that uncomfortable touching stuff.
What it says about you: You are afraid that you smell. You enjoy professional wrestling as much as the next guy. You eat hamburgers three times a week.
The "Special" Hug
Hallmark: We're not allowed to say here, but it involves the letters H, N, and D.
What it says about you: Bow-chika-wow-wow.
How do you hug it out?
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